Marriage Counselling

I suggest not to take such course! Read along and enjoy!


Husband and wife came for counseling after 20 years of marriage. When
asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful
tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 20 years they had
been married. She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy,
emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry
list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.


Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time,
the male therapist got up, walked around the desk, and after asking the
wife to stand, embraced and kissed her passionately as her husband
watched with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down
as though in a daze.



The therapist turned to the husband and said, 'This is what your wife
needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?' The husband
thought for a moment and replied, 'Well, I can drop her off here on
Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish.'