Out of Circulation!

Indeed! I am out of circulation. Just finished taking alll my mid term examinations and as always busy reading, reading, reading and reading! I guess I am always oblige to read for me to be equip, (hope so). Well, I just open my email too and I would like to share this story of an old lady who had a secret to make a lot cash! Want to know her secret? Here it is . . .

An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money.

After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always right) an employee took the elderly woman to the president's office.

The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit. She placed her purse on his desk and replied, '$165,000'. The president was curious and asked her how she had been able to save so much money. The elderly woman replied that she made bets.

The president was surprised and asked, 'What kind of bets?'

The elderly woman replied, 'Well, I bet you $25,000 that your testicles are square.'

The president started to laugh and told the woman that it was impossible to win a bet like that

The woman never batted an eye. She just looked at the president and said, 'Would you like to take my bet?'

'Certainly', replied the president. 'I bet you $25,000 that my testicles are not square.'

'Done', the elderly woman answered. 'But given the amount of money involved, if you don't mind I would like to come back at 10 o' clock tomorrow morning with my lawyer as a witness.' 'No problem', said the president of the Bank confidently.

That night, the president became very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of the mirror examining his testicles, turning them this way and that, checking them over again and again until he was positive that no one could consider his testicles as square and reassuring himself that there was no way he could lose the bet.

The next morning at exactly 10 o'clock the elderly woman arrived at the president' s office with her lawyer and acknowledged the $25,000 bet made the day before that t he president's testicles were square.

The president confirmed that the bet was the same as the one made the day before. Then the elderly woman asked him to drop his pants etc. so that she and her lawyer could see clearly

The president was happy to oblige.

The elderly woman came closer so she could see better and asked the president if she could touch them. 'Of course', said the president. 'Given the amount of money involved, you should be 100% sure.'

The elderly woman did so with a little smile. Suddenly the president noticed that the lawyer was banging his head against the wall. He asked the elderly woman why he was doing that and she replied, 'Oh, it's probably because I bet him $100,000 that around 10 o'clock in the morning I would be holding the balls of the President of the Bank of Canada!'

Now you know how easy it is to earn a lot of cash! Wanna try?

High Blood Pressure

It is common to hear high blood pressure nowadays, however, some does not really know what is high blood pressure, why causes it or how we have it. High Blood Pressure is otherwise known as Hypertension. It is a chronic medical condition where the blood pressure of a certain individual is elevated or raised. It strains the blood vessel which results to blood vessel clogging that will lead to narrowing or clotting of said vessel causing damage to the heart or brain.

Some causes of hypertension may be kidney diseases, tumors or fatty liver. High blood pressure is usually symptom or indication to strokes, heart attacks, heart failure and even arterial aneurysm.

As they say "prevention is better than cure", so we have to be aware or we need to monitor our blood pressure for us to be equip and start to live a healthy lifestyle. We have to control our blood pressure to stay healthy. To better monitor our blood pressure we need to have sphygmomanometer and stethoscope at home. Sphygmomanometer is define by a certain dictionary as " an instrument for measuring blood pressure in the arteries, especially one consisting of a pressure gauge and a rubber gauge and a rubber cuff that wraps around the arm and inflates to constrict the arteries." Stethoscope is a medical device to listen to internal sound of the body such as the heart sounds. On the other hand, many people does not know how to use it. Thank goodness to modern technology, digital and more accurate blood pressure monitor are available. We do not have to be an expert or a medical professional to monitor our blood pressure.

Also we need to choose our food we eat. We should eat the right kind of foods such as vegetables and fruits. It would be better if we eat organically grown vegetables and fruits. Let us be aware, know our blood pressure, eat more vegetables and fruits and be healthy!

A Happy Night and a Frightened One

Last Friday night, 11 September, was a happy night for us because we have watched the concert of Sarah Geronimo, a well-known singer here in the Philippines. After watching the concert, all of us 14 went to Jollibee to grab some midnight snack because we were all hungry. We went home around 1 a.m. My daughter was already asleep on our way home.

Last Saturday, we went to our farm to relax and had a sort of a reunion since my sister residing in Davao was spending her maternity leave with us. After eating our dinner, we were all preparing to go home. My daughter grab some chips to eat on the way home. While we were were traveling, my daughter was singing, "just enjoy the song, I want my money back, I want my money back", afterwards, she coughed so hard until she was grasping for air. My husband immediately stopped the car and we jumped out to get our daughter out of the the car and induced vomiting because she can no longer breath. I was already shouting and crying and at the same time thinking what to do next, we were about 25 km away from the hospital! My brother in law help in with my hubby. After a few seconds, I heard my daughter said, "I am already okey". We were so relieved that she was able to vomit and can already breath well. I immediately hugged and kiss my daughter and told her that I really love her. I was really crying, so afraid to lose her. I really thank GOD that my daughter is strong otherwise she would have fainted. And now she was already afraid to eat and sing at the same time,

So you see? I had a happy Friday night and a frightened Saturday night.

Make a Switch

Are you ready to take a switch? Yes switch to Direct TV! Why switch? Let me give you a little background regarding Directv. Direct Tv functions similar to a cable TV, but guess what? It's better. No scratchy reception, no poor quality picture and sound because it uses digital satellite. It gives entertainment and promise a high definition TV viewing, meaning, a new and high tech way to watch TV. Plus DirecTV will definitely bring TV viewing extra life and enjoyment. Further, it has more than 130 channels and they have 31 premium movie channels that you love.

Moreover, the services that Direct TV offers are always reliable and of high quality. Their services are 100% customer oriented. You will surely be satisfied if you give them the opportunity to serve you.

Take your time to visit Directtv.com to know more about this product. You can take a look at the packages they offer and choose which package suits you. Take the switch, have a Direct TV Now!

Two Little Boys

To all mothers out there, we make sure to discipline our children especially boys so as not to be like the story I read (see below).

Two little boys, aged 8 and 10, were excessively mischievous.
They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew all about it.
If any mischief occurred in their town, the two boys were probably involved.
The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys.
The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually.
So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon.
The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, 'Do you know where God is, son?'
The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open.
So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, 'Where is God?'
Again, the boy made no attempt to answer.
The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, 'Where is God?'
The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.
When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, 'What happened?'
The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, 'We are in BIG trouble this time,'
'GOD is missing, and they think we did it!'

Did you enjoy the story? I know you did!!!!!

Why Am I Married?

Have you ever wondered why we are married? As for me, I accidentally and unexpectedly fell inlove! How about you?

A friend sent me this email and I want to share it with you. Funny but in some circumstances . . . true!

Read and Enjoy

WHY AM I MARRIED?

You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable,
or get married and wish you were dead.


At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
"Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."

A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:
"Husband Wanted".
Next day she received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing:
"You can have mine."


When a woman steals your husband,
there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.


A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished
.

A little boy asked his father,
"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."



A young son asked,
"Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa
a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son."

Then there was a woman who said,
"I never knew what real happiness was until I got married,
and by then, it was too late."

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.



If you want your spouse to listen and
pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep.

Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.


First guy says, "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy remarks, "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

" A Woman's Prayer:
Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man , to Love and to forgive him , and for patience, For his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death "